Monday, November 17, 2008
The White Cloud with NO SILVER LINING!!!
My husband and I are proud to be thrifty. This extends to buying generic food, off label clothes, and most recently, DIAPERS. Yes, we figured, if you can pay approximately 50% of what you normally would and get approximately the same results - let's do it! (refer to earlier post labeled "defilement record." You see, we think Nolan prides himself on seeing just how much laundry he can get mommy to do. His record still stands at one sheet and SIX outfits. (As far as brand goes, Nolan also seems to be an equal opportunity defiler.) Anyway, we recently purchased a very large, cheap box of diapers labeled "white cloud." Right off the bat we seemed to notice an increased incidence of excrement migration to restricted, (non diapered) areas. We took this in stride, and then - it happened. Yes, today I was at Scott's work visiting for lunch. I had just finished feeding him and he suddenly let it rip - this was quite the event. Not only did he include his own outfit, but decided to let my hands, arms, jeans, and the floor in on the action. WOW, I think we'd have had better containment sans diaper. It took a hazmat team (mommy and daddy) at least 15 minutes to get this one under control. Next stop - the diaper shop. Very shortly we shall make a new addition to the axis of evil...
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I just laughed until tears welled up in my eyes. The whole thing is hilarious, but your writing style is fabulous! :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny!! I wish you had pictures :) I guess I shouldn't be laughing so much because it may happen to me in a few months but I just couldn't stop laughing!
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